Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine!" said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, God will help … [Read more...]

Overheard: I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Overheard: I’m not really lazy, I’m simply selectively active. Overheard: Being my age means that I’m old enough to do what I want, smart … [Read more...]

She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she'd locked her keys inside. "Oh no!" Not giving up, she looked around for a tool. "Aha!" She spotted a rusty coat hanger. She tried to open … [Read more...]

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Tax season is upon us. We're sharing an actual letter submitted to the IRS in response to a denial of two dependents from one frustrated father. Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I … [Read more...]

The elderly couple had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though advanced in years, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on … [Read more...]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” … [Read more...]

The following is a confidential report on several candidates being considered for a pulpit. Adam: Good man but problems with his wife. Also one reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. Noah: Former pulpit of 120 … [Read more...]

Things I'm Super Good At 1. Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they tell me. 2. Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later. 3. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the … [Read more...]