Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Humor: Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time … [Read more...]

Humor: A Dog Named Mace

  A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working … [Read more...]

Feature: Funny Doggy Prayers

Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, … [Read more...]

Humor: Parking Place

A guy is late for a meeting and he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!” A moment … [Read more...]

Humor: Einstein’s Switcheroo

It's been a long week and Albert Einstein, the world-renown scientist is scheduled to speak at yet another conference. On the way there, Einstein tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and … [Read more...]

Story: VIP Drive By

  So, the Pope is super early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit … [Read more...]