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Humor: Clergy Search

The following is a confidential report on several candidates being considered for a pulpit. Adam: Good man but problems with his wife. Also one reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. Noah: Former pulpit of 120 … [Read more...]

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Humor: Things I’m Super Good At

Things I'm Super Good At 1. Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they tell me. 2. Buying produce...and throwing it away two weeks later. 3. Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the … [Read more...]

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Humor: Spiritual Fruits

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Humor: Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time … [Read more...]

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Blessing: Face Time with God

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Humor: A Dog Named Mace

  A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working … [Read more...]

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Humor: Don’t!

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Humor: Not Him

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Feature: Funny Doggy Prayers

Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, … [Read more...]

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Humor: Parking Place

A guy is late for a meeting and he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!” A moment … [Read more...]

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