A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on a vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them she could be shipped home for $ 5,000 or buried in the Holy Land for $150. The man … [Read more...]

  On the same day, the State of Washington recently passed two laws.  Legalized gay marriage Legalized marijuana.  Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana on the same day now makes perfect biblical sense.  Leviticus 20:13 says:  If a … [Read more...]

A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on her patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's … [Read more...]

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)  - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the … [Read more...]

A man went hunting for bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for bears, he came upon the large, steep hill. He climbed the hill, and just as he pulled himself over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose. The bear … [Read more...]

Timmy was a little five-year-old boy who his Mom loved very much, and, being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten. She walked him to school the first couple of days, but then he came home one day, and … [Read more...]

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which showed his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class … [Read more...]

 A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.  She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to … [Read more...]

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, … [Read more...]

I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight. I am okay with that. 6 lbs. 3 oz. is just not realistic. … [Read more...]