Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York Born 1903 – Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only the Good Die … [Read more...]

I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. God asked if I'd been 'computing,' And I had to answer 'yes.' God told me to get off my fanny and tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up The smudges off my mouse. I wiped … [Read more...]

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the … [Read more...]

A successful businessman’s only daughter recently got married, and he decided to have a private talk with his new son-in-law to welcome him to the family properly. “As you know, my family is my world,” he said to his son-in-law. “You are part of … [Read more...]

A distraught father goes to his Rabbi and says, "I raised my son to be a nice Jewish boy. I took him to synagogue every Shabbat. I sent him to Jewish day schools and Jewish summer camps. He was surrounded by Jewish boys and girls his entire … [Read more...]

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I wouldn't … [Read more...]

The Coca-cola company decides to start selling Coke in Israel. They sent Harvey, an experienced executive who had successfully launched the popular product in other countries across the globe.  Harvey follows his tried and true plan. He develops a … [Read more...]

At the church meeting, the preacher announced, "Anyone with a special concern or problem who wants to be prayed over, please come forward." Billy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, "Billy, what is your need that you want … [Read more...]

It was right after the basketball game in 1962 when Wilt Chamberlain famously scored 100 points. A reporter asked a team member who had scored only 2 points how the game would be remembered in history. Without hesitation, Wilt's teammate … [Read more...]

The Dentist's Hymn...Crown Him with many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor's Hymn...The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn...Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn...There's a Green Hill … [Read more...]