While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I wouldn't … [Read more...]

The Coca-cola company decides to start selling Coke in Israel. They sent Harvey, an experienced executive who had successfully launched the popular product in other countries across the globe.  Harvey follows his tried and true plan. He develops a … [Read more...]

At the church meeting, the preacher announced, "Anyone with a special concern or problem who wants to be prayed over, please come forward." Billy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, "Billy, what is your need that you want … [Read more...]

It was right after the basketball game in 1962 when Wilt Chamberlain famously scored 100 points. A reporter asked a team member who had scored only 2 points how the game would be remembered in history. Without hesitation, Wilt's teammate … [Read more...]

The Dentist's Hymn...Crown Him with many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor's Hymn...The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn...Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn...There's a Green Hill … [Read more...]

A Hindu, a Jew, and a politician decide to make a journey together. At the end of their first day on the road, they look for a place to stay overnight. They pass by a farmhouse with its light on and proceed to knock on the door. A farmer answers and … [Read more...]

An unusual store opened recently. It's called the Husband Store. The advertisements state that each woman can visit the store only one time and one time only! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the … [Read more...]

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun walks by and starts lecturing him on the evils of drinking. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! … [Read more...]

What’s the difference between someone who is neurotic, someone who is psychotic, and a therapist? A neurotic builds castles in the sky. A psychotic person lives in those castles, and the therapist collects the rent. … [Read more...]