A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here's what she wrote: In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The Lord thy God is one,” but I think He … [Read more...]

The police chief was interviewing three guys who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize … [Read more...]

A man goes to his pastor and complains that when his wife gets angry, she gets historical. "Do you mean hysterical?" Asks the pastor? "No." Replies the man.  "She starts repeating all the things I’ve ever done wrong; that's … [Read more...]

Sylvia and Harold enjoyed a good life together. They were good people, kind and generous. Sylvia was what you would call a health food nut. She was into every fad diet. She cooked keto, paleo, and vegan. She tried Atkins and Pritikin. Harold ate … [Read more...]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." As he prepared to deliver his sermon the following Sunday, the minister asked for a show of … [Read more...]

The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one … [Read more...]

A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out … [Read more...]

A minister was visiting a country church, and he began his sermon with a stirring reminder: "Everyone in this parish is going to die." The minister looked around to assess the impact of his statement before continuing. He noticed a man in the … [Read more...]

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, humankind created Ben and … [Read more...]