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Humor: It Pays to be Nice

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something in the distance. Praying it wasn’t a mirage, he hurried toward the object only to find a little old Jewish man standing beside his weathered … [Read more...]

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Humor: Missed!

A husband and wife are arguing. The wife is so angry that she impulsively goes to the kitchen, grabs the sharpest knife she can find, and approaches her husband with the intention to cut off his private parts. She yields the knife and misses. … [Read more...]

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Feature: It’s Biblical

There’s something about Israel that makes people uncomfortable, and it’s not what they say it is. They’ll point to politics, settlements, borders, and wars. But scratch beneath the outrage, and you’ll find something deeper. A discomfort not with what … [Read more...]

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Feature: Six Days of Creation

  The six days of creation in the Bible are more than a historical account—they can also represent six levels of spiritual creation within you. Each day is a stage in the process of inner transformation. Just as God created the world step … [Read more...]

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Humor: Frog Needs a Loan

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. Her nameplate reads "Patty Whack." "Miss Whack," he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Surprised, Patty asks for his name. "Kermit Jagger," he replies. "My dad is Mick … [Read more...]

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Feature: God is Spirit

If you see a watch, it's evidence that a watchmaker exists. If you look at your shoes, it’s proof that there was once a shoemaker. The furniture in your house tells you there was once a craftsman. When you look in the mirror, you’re looking at proof … [Read more...]

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Humor: Priest and Rabbi Joke

A priest and a rabbi are old friends who enjoy ribbing each other.  The priest says to the rabbi, “Too bad in your business, there’s no room for moving up. Once a rabbi, always a rabbi.”  The rabbi asks, “And in your line of work, you can move … [Read more...]

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Humor: Chicken and the Pig

A pig and a chicken sharing the same barnyard heard about a church’s program to feed the hungry. The pig and the chicken discussed how they could help. The chicken said, “I’ve got it! We’ll provide bacon and eggs for the church to feed the … [Read more...]

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Humor: Four Friends

Four ladies are having lunch. They’re old friends and after a few glasses of wine they start spilling their secrets. The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.” The second one says “I’m a flirt. But I never … [Read more...]

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Humor: Sinners Step Forward

After a long-winded sermon about morals, bad behavior, and the evils of sinning, the televangelist preacher said to his live audience, "If there are any sinners in the room, please stand up." No one dared to stand. After a long silence, one … [Read more...]

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