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Feature: Don’t Wait for Your Husband to Make You Happy

Don't wait for your husband to make you happy - He won't - the opposite. He won't. If you wait for him to make you happy, you'll die first. That's why when a couple gets married, you bless them with eight blessings: 1. Rejoicing 2. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features, Uncategorized

Poem: Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

A poem for the vegetarians and vegans 'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, And the stars up above Shone down on a school bus Abounding with love. The very next evening, Eight families were blessed With eight fluffy Thanksgiving turkeys As … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor, Uncategorized

Humor: Sin of Lying

A minister told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." As he prepared to deliver his sermon the following Sunday, the minister asked for a show of … [Read more...]

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Humor: Squeezed

The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Feature: Standing in the Bible

I stood with Abraham in his lonely vigil And read the destiny of his people in the stars. I was with Isaac when he built the altar Where his faith and devotion were put to the test. I stood with Jacob when he wrestled through the night And … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features, Stories

Humor: Heading to a Lecture

A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out … [Read more...]

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Humor: Predictions!

A minister was visiting a country church, and he began his sermon with a stirring reminder: "Everyone in this parish is going to die." The minister looked around to assess the impact of his statement before continuing. He noticed a man in the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: From Genesis to Now!

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, humankind created Ben and … [Read more...]

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Humor: Church Jokes

True church announcement – from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee After the worship service, the preacher announced: "The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances." A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: Dinner Blessing

The Smiths invited some people to dinner. At the table, Mrs. Smith turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," Mrs. Smith … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

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