A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for … [Read more...]
Feature: A Handsome Man
His mouth is the first thing you notice; his actions speak louder than words, and he refrains from gossip or slander. He has eyes you can get lost in, and you know at once that he sees the true you. His head is held high, steeped in righteousness … [Read more...]
Feature: A Beautiful Woman
She has attractive lips and speaks words of kindness. Her eyes are lovely; she seeks out the good in people. She has a healthy body and shares her food with the hungry. Her hair is beautiful; she knows the touch of her loved ones who run their … [Read more...]
Humor: Seen on the Church Bulletin
When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God." However, it is unlikely that God will call you on your mobile. Please turn off your phones. If you want to talk to God, choose a quiet place and talk to … [Read more...]
Humor: Survivor’s Lament
Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the … [Read more...]
Humor: Tax Day
Have a laugh, but don't forget the words of Romans 13:6-7 "This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them. If you owe taxes, pay taxes. If revenue, … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: The Problem With Sons
A Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "My son told me he is converting to Christianity. I sent him to Hebrew school, and he had a Bar Mitzvah. We celebrated the Jewish holidays. I don’t know where it all went wrong." "Funny you should say … [Read more...]
Humor: Spending the Night Together
A priest and a nun are driving back from a religious festival at night when their car breaks down on a dark road. With no garage in sight and the lights of a small hotel nearby, they decide to stay in the hotel and look for a mechanic to … [Read more...]
Humor: The Note
A dad goes to his son's bedroom and sees the bed is neatly made, and a note is propped up on the pillow. "Dear Mom and Dad. First, let me say I love you and don't worry about me. I met a girl who I love, and she loves me too. Well, she's actually … [Read more...]
Holy Humor: Tax Collector
The pastor of a church is in his office, and the phone rings. It's an agent from the IRS - the Internal Revenue Service. He says, "We're doing a tax audit on one of your members, Mr. Charles Jones III. We want to verify one of his deductions. Mr. … [Read more...]
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