The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)  - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the … [Read more...]

A man went hunting for bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for bears, he came upon the large, steep hill. He climbed the hill, and just as he pulled himself over the last outcropping of rocks, a huge bear met him nose to nose. The bear … [Read more...]

Timmy was a little five-year-old boy who his Mom loved very much, and, being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten. She walked him to school the first couple of days, but then he came home one day, and … [Read more...]

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which showed his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class … [Read more...]

 A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.  She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to … [Read more...]

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, … [Read more...]