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Poetry: The Gate of the Year

And, I said to the man who stood at the gate: Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown. And he replied. Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features, Poetry

Perspective: On Restoration and Healing

I was born in 1951. I saw a 1951 Cadillac the other day. It was lovingly restored, ready, and raring to go. Like that car, I look pretty good too, especially if you're grading on a curve. The reason for this is "regeneration." There is not one … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Affirmations, Articles & Blogs, Features

Humor: Weight Loss

I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight. I am okay with that. 6 lbs. 3 oz. is just not realistic. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: Seven Deadly Zins

I’m raging with ire, an ocean of fire, My Wrath is the path to all I desire. Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins. I’m inflated with pride, near-bursting inside, A self-centered repenter, Vanitys’ bride. Oh Lord, forgive me my Zins. I’m mired in mud, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Feature: Good Day Lyrics, Flamy Grant

Good Day Lyrics It's been a while since I sat with you without a knot in my chest, oh It's been a while since I wanted to I've always felt a little oppressed, oh It's been a while. It's been a while since I went ahead and let down my … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Features

Feature: Weekly To-Do

pray give thanks praise god align yourself appreciate someone be more accepting be near or in water breathe more deeply brush your teeth celebrate center yourself pray give thanks praise god complete some tasks create or appreciate art cry cuddle … [Read more...]

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Humor: Jackass

Father Brendan O'Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside, and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: Satan’s Place

Three men died and went to the after-world. They were all bad seeds, no-good nicks. None of the three men had added value to the world. In fact, they were destroyers of the world. The men were directed down to Satan‘s area. Satan says to the men, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: Inviting a Centipede to Church

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

Humor: Snail and Me

One day I was walking home.  I noticed a snail on the sidewalk along my path and kicked it to the side.  A year later, I heard a knock at the door.  I opened the door, looked out, and then looked down.  It was the snail who said:  “What … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor

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