Prayables

Prayers, Blessings, Inspirational Quotes & more

Humor: Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time … [Read more...]

Humor: A Dog Named Mace

  A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working … [Read more...]

Feature Story: As Love Increases

The Berlin Wall was a barrier, dividing east from west. The division couldn’t last - walls never do, they crumble under God’s bright light, bringing people together again. Every day we must go the extra mile to tear down any wall or fence that we … [Read more...]

Feature: Funny Doggy Prayers

Dear God: Can we sit on your couch when we get to heaven? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, … [Read more...]

Humor: Parking Place

A guy is late for a meeting and he can’t find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. “Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!” A moment … [Read more...]

Feature: Seven Days of Sabbath

Every 7th day is the Sabbath. It's your special time with God. A person of 21 years of age has had three years of the Sabbath in their life. A person of 35 has had five years. A person of 70 has had ten full years of Sabbath with God. So many … [Read more...]

Humor: Einstein’s Switcheroo

It's been a long week and Albert Einstein, the world-renown scientist is scheduled to speak at yet another conference. On the way there, Einstein tells his driver, "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and … [Read more...]