Did you hear about the 98-year-old man and woman who were getting a divorce? One day they were asked why they were getting a divorce when both were 98 years old. They said, “We did not want to upset the kids, so we waited until they were dead!” We … [Read more...]

The pastor was walking down the street when he saw one of his parishioners. The fellow was dragging his feet; he looked weary and unhappy. "Hello, Harold. It's good to see you. How have you been?" "To tell you the truth, Pastor, I have been … [Read more...]

There were three McAllister brothers. They were very competitive with one another. Each one was very successful in business and loved their mother very much. The elderly Mrs. McAllister had just celebrated her 80th birthday. The brothers got to … [Read more...]

A little old religious lady comes out onto her front porch every morning and shouts, "Praise the Lord!" And every morning, the atheist next door yells back, "There is no God!" This goes on for weeks. "Praise the Lord!" yells the lady. "There is … [Read more...]

A man finds a bottle on a sandy beach and uncorks it. Much to his surprise, a genie appears before him. The genie thanks the man for releasing him and says, "I can grant you one wish." He thought for only a minute. "I wish to travel the entire … [Read more...]

  One day, while having a latte at my favorite Starbucks, I noticed a most unusual funeral. Instead of one hearse, there were two, one after the other, moving slowly down the street. Behind the hearse was a man with a dog on a leash. … [Read more...]

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and … [Read more...]

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here's what she wrote: In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The Lord thy God is one,” but I think He … [Read more...]

The police chief was interviewing three guys who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize … [Read more...]

A man goes to his pastor and complains that when his wife gets angry, she gets historical. "Do you mean hysterical?" Asks the pastor? "No." Replies the man.  "She starts repeating all the things I’ve ever done wrong; that's … [Read more...]