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Humor: Three Brothers, Three Gifts

There were three McAllister brothers. They were very competitive with one another. Each one was very successful in business and loved their mother very much. The elderly Mrs. McAllister had just celebrated her 80th birthday. The brothers got to … [Read more...]

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Holy Humor: Praise the Lord!

A little old religious lady comes out onto her front porch every morning and shouts, "Praise the Lord!" And every morning, the atheist next door yells back, "There is no God!" This goes on for weeks. "Praise the Lord!" yells the lady. "There is … [Read more...]

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Holy Humor: One Wish

A man finds a bottle on a sandy beach and uncorks it. Much to his surprise, a genie appears before him. The genie thanks the man for releasing him and says, "I can grant you one wish." He thought for only a minute. "I wish to travel the entire … [Read more...]

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Humor: The Procession

  One day, while having a latte at my favorite Starbucks, I noticed a most unusual funeral. Instead of one hearse, there were two, one after the other, moving slowly down the street. Behind the hearse was a man with a dog on a leash. … [Read more...]

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Humor: Sharing

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and … [Read more...]

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Humor: Bible Book Report

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here's what she wrote: In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The Lord thy God is one,” but I think He … [Read more...]

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Humor: Detective Interviews

The police chief was interviewing three guys who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize … [Read more...]

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Humor: Lesson in History

A man goes to his pastor and complains that when his wife gets angry, she gets historical. "Do you mean hysterical?" Asks the pastor? "No." Replies the man.  "She starts repeating all the things I’ve ever done wrong; that's … [Read more...]

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Poetry: Choose Your Hard

Marriage is hard. Divorce is hard. Choose your hard. Obesity is hard. Being fit is hard. Choose your hard. Being in debt is hard. Being financially disciplined is hard. Choose your hard. Communication is hard. Not communicating is … [Read more...]

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Humor: The Good Life

Sylvia and Harold enjoyed a good life together. They were good people, kind and generous. Sylvia was what you would call a health food nut. She was into every fad diet. She cooked keto, paleo, and vegan. She tried Atkins and Pritikin. Harold ate … [Read more...]

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