A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here's what she wrote: In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The Lord thy God is one,” but I think He … [Read more...]

The police chief was interviewing three guys who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize … [Read more...]

A man goes to his pastor and complains that when his wife gets angry, she gets historical. "Do you mean hysterical?" Asks the pastor? "No." Replies the man.  "She starts repeating all the things I’ve ever done wrong; that's … [Read more...]

Sylvia and Harold enjoyed a good life together. They were good people, kind and generous. Sylvia was what you would call a health food nut. She was into every fad diet. She cooked keto, paleo, and vegan. She tried Atkins and Pritikin. Harold ate … [Read more...]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." As he prepared to deliver his sermon the following Sunday, the minister asked for a show of … [Read more...]

The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one … [Read more...]