True church announcement – from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee After the worship service, the preacher announced: "The class on prophecy has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances." A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, … [Read more...]

The Smiths invited some people to dinner. At the table, Mrs. Smith turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," Mrs. Smith … [Read more...]

An elderly man lost his wife after many happy years together. He was depressed and lonely, and his son and daughter-in-law offered to let him move in with them. And he did so. His daughter-in-law would prepare the family meal. She would serve … [Read more...]

CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So, she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the … [Read more...]

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:  "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight cokes, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched … [Read more...]

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted, "My Mommy looked back once, while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone … [Read more...]

    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, "Aces!" *** The … [Read more...]

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me — they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin The years between 55 and 75 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do … [Read more...]

Let's compare the Moms of today with the Moms of yesteryears. It's a hoot! … [Read more...]